Robbie Savage explains why he’s going on Strictly Come Dancing, Caroline Wozniacki defends her Nadal impersonation and Ross O’Carroll Kelly lambasts Paul O’Connell.
In today’s fix: Strauss-Kahn freed from house arrest, the woman who forgot to bury her mother, Wikileaks’ ‘priceless’ ad, and some very entertaining tennis (no, not Murray and Nadal)…