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Quiz: Which Second Captains presenter are you?

The new season of Second Captains Live kicks off on RTÉ2 tonight.

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You're off to the cinema, what are you most likely to see?
Has Pat Shortt made a new film recently?
An art-house Kazakh movie with no subtitles

A well paced thriller
I'll just stick on a DVD of The Artist
Afterwards you decide you'd like to eat, where do you go?

A Brazilian/Japanese fusion restaurant
Carvery will do as long as there's somewhere to chat
You're in the mood for a dance, which Dublin venue do you choose?
Lillies with Dunphy and the gang

That new Bridge pub the rugby lads have opened
The DJ plays 'Never Ever'. Which member of the All-Saints was your favourite?
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Natalie Appleton
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Nicole Appleton

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Shaznay Lewis
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Melanie Blatt
When you get home, you slip into something more comfortable
A silk robe and cashmere slippers
Your club GAA jersey

The nip
Your old reliable jim-jams
What's on your bedside locker?
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A myriad of local papers so I can stockpile colourful anecdotes
A mirror, so you can stare into your eyes until you fall asleep

A thick, heavy tome like Homer's The Iliad or something by Kafka
2-3 sports autobiographies to keep you informed
*Yawns* It's morning, what's your breakfast of choice?
Cookie cups with lemon thyme-scented fresh berry compote

A protein shake
French toast
On the journey to work, someone takes issue with a tweet you sent. Do you:
Let your adversary speak. Give them all the rope they need
Put on your most dismissive sarcastic tone and give an exaggerated ridiculous version of your opponent's opinion

Politely say you disagree and put forward your point again
Say nothing. Let it fester, but you'll mock them on air at a later date
You've an office party tonight and want to groom up at lunch time. What you do you ask the hairdresser for?
Go in with a picture of Bear Grylls and always leave satisfied
Nothing fancy, but Jesus, be gentle with the hair will ya?

I'm fond of the hipster-ish, but not too hipster-ish long-ish locks
Hairdresser? My head demands the finest coiffure-tastic haircare professionals
At the party, what do you wear?
Tux Trousers that are three inches too short
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A suede jacket with a pocket square and a cravat

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A waistcoat and bowtie, like a young Steve Davis
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Just the bowtie and cuffs, like Peter Gabriel
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
Ken Early
You're a renaissance man as comfortable with Kafka as Keano.
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Eoin McDevitt
Listening is your key strength and you'll dip into any sport.
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Ciaran Murphy
You'd talk about GAA and Supermacs all day if you could.
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You scored out of !
Simon Hick
You don't say a lot any more, but you make up for it by looking good.
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