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So does the wife really know or not?

A commentator gets a bit flummoxed at a two-way battle between Mywifenosevrything and Thewifedoesntknow.

Mywifenosevrything! Thewifedoesntknow! Mywifenosevrything! Thewifedoesntknow! Does she know or not? As it transpired, yes. The wife knew everything.

IT’S GOOD that in an industry that raises over €100bn a year worldwide in gambling revenues alone, the world of horse racing still has a sense of humour.

In this race at Monmouth Park in New Jersey at the weekend, the final straight saw the 7th become a (literally) two-horse race between two racers named – believe it or not – ‘Mywifenosevrything’ and ‘Thewifedoesntknow’.

We at Journal Towers suspect there was some collusion going on to make sure the two horses were not only in the same race, but pushed each other reasonably close at the end of the race.

What do you think?

Poll Results:

Funny but just a coincidence, I think. (8)
Absolute set-up, of course! (5)

About the author:

Gavan Reilly

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