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12 alternative end-of-season Premier League awards

Featuring the cruelest vine, the best use of sarcasm and the most cringeworthy interview.

1. The Jamie Redknapp Award for Literally the Worst Armchair Pundits Ever: The ‘Shane Long for England’ brigade


2. The Peter Odemwingie Award for Ill-Advised Decisions: Tottenham Spending £26 million on Roberto Soldado

3. The Ali Dia award for poorly imitating a Premier League fooballer: Ricky van Wolfswinkel

Soccer - Barclays Premier League End of Season Review Source: Chris Radburn

4. Cruelest Vine

5. Best Inevitable John Terry Celebration Photoshop

6. Most Cringeworthy Interview

7. The Jose Mourinho Award for Best Use of Sarcasm — The Newcastle Sunday Sun for their apology to Alan Pardew


8. Best angry fan rant

Source: ArsenalFanTV/YouTube

9. Second best angry fan rant

Source: FullTimeDEVILS/YouTube

10. The Eamon Dunphy Award for Least Forgiving Pundit: Paul Scholes

Source: Sky Sports/YouTube

11. The Alan Hansen Award for Ill-Advised Predictions: Alex Ferguson

12. The Brian Clough Award for best self-promoter: Sam ‘Allardici’ Allardyce

Source: ABC ALL NEWS/YouTube

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About the author:

Paul Fennessy

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