20. You’re sure Heffo will be canonized any day now
19. You played snooker alongside Ken in Jason’s back in the day
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18. You know another fan who reminds you of Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
17. You once spotted Kenny Egan out shopping for jackets in The Mill in Clondalkin
16. There's a good chance you don't much like the LOI teams your mates support
15. You're outraged when an international match is played outside the county
14. You're of the belief that Hill 16 is "Dublin only"
13. You claim to be one of the few at Lansdowne Road when this young man played for Blackrock College in 2000
12. You've popped down to the quays to take in the Liffey Swim
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11. Never mind Gary Breen, you all dream of a team of Paul McGraths
10. You wanted to kiss Stephen Cluxton after he did this
9. You used to see young Padraig Harrington running home from Colaiste Eanna to practice putting with his brothers
8. You think Jose's biggest mistake was letting the Duffer leave
7. You haven't far to travel to Leopardstown for the Christmas festival
6. September 17, 1995 is a date you'll never forget
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5. You'd gladly give these two men the Freedom of the City
4. You've visited this place on a night other than after the All-Ireland final
3. And have occasionally run into some famous sporting faces around the Harcourt St/Grafton St area
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...who may in turn become fellow Dubs fans as a result
2. The Italia '90 homecoming parade passed by your house
1. You genuinely reckon Dublin are going to win Sam at the start of every year
