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This hit is the closest you can get to whiplash without being in a vehicle

What cliché should we use for Saimon Lomaloma? Wrecking ball or bulldozer?

LAST WEEK WE brought you the beautiful side of Antipodean rugby league, but this is the more traditional, hard-nosed component of the game.

Saimon Lomaloma is a player for the Mt Albert Lions team in New Zealand. He is apparently an accountant by day and by night he……well, he does a pretty accurate impression of a freight train.

Source: NZAUTV Rugby League/YouTube

You can tell how seriously the commentator takes concussions with his great contribution of “HE’S IN GAGA LAND!…..*producer screams in ear*..respectfully I say that.”

Ah, New Zealand, the country that had a sign at a train crossing that read “getting struck by a train is like getting hit by 350 Jonah Lomu’s”.

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