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The 8 signs you’re an Ulster Rugby fan

Friday night’s at Ravehill, wistful days in Lansdowne and Trevor Brennan’s Bar.

1. You were shocked and appalled to find out Friday Night Lights had nothing to do with Ulster Rugby

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With Timmy Riggins as Nick Williams and Paddy Jackson portrayed by the much-maligned Matt Saracen.

2. You remind everyone that ’99 was Ireland’s first Heineken Cup win

And everyone you know was in Lansdowne Road to see it. ©INPHO/Patrick Bolger

3. You remember this

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4 You’re barred from Trevor Brennan’s pub

©INPHO/James Crombie

5. You know Jared Payne is the best fullback on the island

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6. You never leave home without your Afrikaans phrasebook

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7. On match-day, your aunty’s hairdresser’s cousin lets you park outside her house on Onslow Parade

©INPHO/Morgan Treacy

8. You only know one man who’s infallible

©INPHO/Press Eye/Darren Kidd

See the tell-tale traits of the other provinces here

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