YOU’RE 4-3 UP in a Copa Sudamerica game and trying to kill some time so you drop to the ground pretending to have cramp.
So far, so every footballer ever.
Where Matias Alonso of Uruguayan side Atlético Juventud really took it to the next level, however, is by throwing himself off the stretcher that came onto the field to treat him.
Literally just rolls off right under the referee’s nose.
We’re unsure as to whether that’s the work of a genius or if he deserved two yellow cards — one for diving, one for time-wasting.
