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Fighting clergymen and knee to the groin knockouts - It's the Christian MMA fight club

‘We will just be a couple of God fearing men punching each other in the face.’

THE FIRST RULE of Christian MMA fight club: You need to love your neighbour as you love yourself…..and at the same time try to knee him in the face as hard as you can.

“Fight Church” is an upcoming documentary about pastors at American churches who like to teach people about the bible through the sport of MMA. As you can imagine, the trailer features a lot of unintentional comedy such as this quote from the head pastor at the church.

“When Preston came up with the idea of having a fight club in the church, it was an easy thing to say yes to.”

Hmmmmm, ok, that is a little strange. Here is a clip from the movie below, featuring a ridiculous simultaneous knee to the balls knockout.

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The trailer itself is actually pretty cool too, if only for the ring announcer theatrically delivering “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS PASTOR VS PASTOR!”.

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Do any of you want to see this?

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