It’s time to treat yourself.

The former Red Devils defender is expecting there to be plenty of comings and goings.

Tim Sherwood is building an empire.

Club director, Lord Harris, says that anyone bar the “un-buyable” Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo are legitimate transfer targets.

The attacking midfielder, who is set to star for Brazil in this summer’s Copa America, says he only has eyes for his current club.

The Dutchman says it is imperative he signs someone to add balance to an attack that boasts the likes of Angel Di Maria, Radamel Falcao, Wayne Rooney and Robin van Persie.

The Old Trafford club are on the lookout for a new central defender as captain Nemanja Vidic is set to join Inter Milan.

Bobby D isn’t buying this Fabregas to Arsenal talk.

The Russian billionaire reckons the United striker would fit right in at the Emirates.

Dortmund insist the Polish striker is going nowhere.

An announcement ceremony will be attended by Prince Albert and the club’s billionaire Russian owner Dimitri Rybolovlev. Glamourous.

“I know nothing,” said the striker but his agents says the deal will be done soon.

Spanish daily Marca reckon Alex Ferguson has already tabled a €55million bid for the Columbian striker.

“The idea is to work with 22 or maximum 23 players, and there are a lot of reasons for that,” the Danish legend says.

“I think it was obvious that as soon as Brendan went into Liverpool that Andy’s time was going to have to be somewhere else,” says the Magpies chief.

“There is talk of him going on loan, but there is absolutely no way I would be looking to loan a player like that, especially after the investment the club have paid,” says the Reds coach.

“That whole process is a little bit more involved with the chairman and the board at Liverpool. We’ve got a great team here, a great squad, and if Andy Carroll comes it’ll only add to us.”

Naismith, 25, has signed a four-year deal with the Goodison Park club, after opting not to re-sign for the soon-to-be reformed Rangers newco.

A striker? A midfielder? A full back? United observers are all at odds with regards what Alex Ferguson should do in the transfer market.

The Croatia midfielder will make a decision after the European Championships, he says.

“Some of my best memories have been at Fulham. I still have this season and one more to be at the club.”

Lukas Podolski and a few more ‘world-class’ stars are on their way to the Emirates, according to Wenger.

Rayo Vallecano defender was watched by Old Trafford scouts against Real Madrid last Sunday.

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