THE ENGLISH MEDIA usually get very, very excited about any young prospect they have in any sport, so it should only be a matter of time before Tyrese Johnson-Fisher appears on A League of Their Own, The Graham Norton Show and shows up in the crowd at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year award show.
The 15-year-old centre plays for Oakham, who he led to the final of the Nat West Schools Cup U15 tournament after scoring these four tries.
As you can see from the highlights, it is like Rey Mysterio trying to tackle the Big Show.
I feel so sorry for this defender.
TJF (which will no doubt be his nickname in years to come) knows his way around a bosh. He is also a pretty seasoned celebrator for a youngster, although his preening is a little too close to Chris Ashton territory.
Should we start buying TJF stock immediately? He has already shown more promise in union than Sam Burgess.
