1. College professor vs primary principal
Sure Cody and O’Shea each get about six months holidays a year, either one would do me.
2. Mick Kinane vs Joseph O’Brien
The old stalwart against the up and comer. Joe’s da is the best informed to make a decision — he’s used both as stable jockeys.
3. Pat Fox’s vs Langton’s
Pat vs Jim? They’ve two All-Ireland’s a piece, although Pat managed one of his against the Cats on the way to hurler of the year.
4. Lisheen Castle vs Kilkenny Castle
Oof, this is the one I was dreading would get vicious. What do you think lads, are ye fans of Palladian architecture or are you more for castellated baronial?
5. Blue & gold vs black & yellow
Proud colours synonymous with their respective Counties. Also – Bananaman and an annoying Wiz Khalifa song
6. Munster vs Leinster
O’Gara vs O’Driscoll, O’Connell vs Heaslip, Horgan vs….Horgan.
7. Bulmers vs Kilkenny
Cider vs beer is kind of like cats and dogs, to each their own. Cats are terrible though.