# UK Football

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# shooting blanks
Suarez and Aguero would have scored for Manchester United - Van Gaal
The 64-year-old hinted he may be in the market for a new striker in January.
# Lesson Learned
Lovren determined to make up for nightmare showing against West Ham
The Croatian’s error led to West Ham’s decisive second goal in Liverpool’s 3-0 loss on Saturday.
# Hammered
Brendan Rodgers showing good character after 'self-inflicted' defeat
The Reds boss also defended ‘not that type of player’ Coutinho after his red card.
# cech yo'self
Petr Cech redeems himself after debut howler in cracking goalless draw
Somehow Arsenal and Liverpool finished scoreless.
# Quantity over quality?
Premier League team have 'too many' players but will 'probably' sign even more
Watford manager says his squad is too big, but the club will still make more additions.
# Review
Has the Premier League season's most boring game already been played?
There was nothing to separate Watford and Southampton at Vicarage Road.
# passive aggressive
Jose Mourinho prefers 'not to think' about John Terry red card
The sending off ended a miserable seven days for the former England international.
# brave
Stoke's man-of-the-match played with a broken finger today
The visitors took the lead in Saturday’s Premier League clash at Carrow Road.
# morto
Villa reward Bacuna for mortifying Rose of Tralee appearance with new 5-year deal
The midfielder has committed his long-term future to the club.
# On the Move
Rafa's response on De Gea to Real? - 'I have very good goalkeepers'
The Manchester United goalkeeper has been heavily linked with a move to the Spanish giants but the former Liverpool boss has remained coy on any potential transfer
Van Gaal delighted after late Fellaini strike
The Dutchman warned the tie isn’t over though.
# Euro Vision
Pressure is all on Manchester United ahead of Champions League play-off, admits Van Gaal
The Dutchman says his side are not expecting an easy game despite being favourites to beat Club Brugge.
# Mario World
'Leave or play juniors' - Brendan Rodgers tells Mario Balotelli
The Italian “knows his situation”, Brendan Rodgers has said – and he faces a decision.
Chill out... Moreno and Markovic will be needed this season, insists Brendan Rodgers
Brendan Rodgers has indicated the door is not closed on two players who missed out on a place in Liverpool’s team last weekend.
Manchester United paying price for De Gea failings - Neville
The 24-year-old has been linked with an exit to Spain this summer yet the former Old Trafford legend believes the club have handled the situation poorly
# old pals
'Keep ignoring each other, nobody cares' - Premier League chief
Richard Scudamore feels no show of respect is better than a false one.
# Four-tune cookie
One former player says Manchester City won't even make the top four this season
David James is unimpressed with his former club’s transfer policy.
# I'm a believer
Clyne eyeing Premier League title with Liverpool this season
The England full-back is confident his new side can mount a credible challenge.
# Keano
Keane: United won't overtake Chelsea
Premier League champions Chelsea remain the team to beat, despite Manchester United’s activity in the transfer market.
# Keano
Arsenal players too interested in selfies and six-packs - Roy Keane
The former Manchester United captain did not hold back in his assessment of Arsenal and their Premier League title ambitions.
Schneiderlin: I'm not the finished product, Schweinsteiger and Carrick will improve my game
The France international is ready to battle with Marouane Fellaini, Daley Blind and Ander Herrera.
# Fight
'She should take care of his diet' - Mourinho has another pop at Rafa Benitez
The Chelsea boss has hit back at comments made by the Real Madrid coach’s wife.
# A Shaw Thing
'This will be the season of Luke Shaw' - Van Gaal
Forget Schweinsteiger and Schneiderlin United fans.
# calculators
'We don't spend money we haven't got': Wenger not ruffled by Mourinho's big-spender jibe
The minute he walked in the joint…
# MataTaka
Can Juan Mata be Manchester United's second 'striker'? He thinks so
The midfielder has vowed to play his part.
# surprise surprise
Memphis Depay hints at identity of 'surprise' United striker
Hopefully Ed Woodward doesn’t follow him on Insta.
# In safe hands
United sign Sergio Romero as Valdes gets set to leave Old Trafford
The Argentinian goalkeeper has completed his transfer to Manchester United.
# pre-season optimism
Man United mean business as LVG admits Barcelona win 'shows world what they can do'
It’s now three wins from three for United.
# adm
Blanc hopes Di Maria chooses PSG after Man Utd no-show
The Argentine did not join up with his United team-mates on their pre-season tour as expected, and Blanc is hopeful he elects to move to the Parc des Princes this summer.
# Not upset
Mourinho 'happy' despite shock Chelsea loss to New York Red Bulls
Chelsea were stunned 4-2 last night.
# Competition
Smalling welcomes potential Ramos competition
Rumours that United are in the hunt for a new centre-back are of no concern to Chris Smalling.
# Opinion
Sterling image in 'tatters' but Liverpool partly to blame
The editor for a Liverpool fanzine says the club should have acted quicker to secure the player’s future.
Raheem Sterling withdrawn from Liverpool pre-season squad
Manchester City have already had two bids for the youngster turned down.
# Advice
Steven Gerrard tells Raheem Sterling to 'be a man'
The England international missed training for a second day running on Thursday.
# Football
No prizes for guessing who Gary Neville thinks are the 'team to beat' in 2015-16
“We’re in July when teams haven’t completed their business yet; that’s something I think you’ve got to be very careful about.”
# out foxed
Nigel Pearson has been sacked by Leicester City tonight
You’re an ostrich.
# Claim
'No serious Manchester United bid for Morgan Schneiderlin'
The 25-year-old midfielder has been heavily linked with a move to Old Trafford in recent weeks.
# inevitable
'Raheem Sterling's Anfield exit must be a done deal'
A former Liverpool boss thinks the youngster’s days at Liverpool are numbered.
# Pressure
'I flinched when I heard Liverpool's brutal fee for Firmino'
The club’s former defender Markus Babbel feels the Brazilian must help Brendan Rodgers and co win trophies.
This is how Wayne Rooney reckons United can challenge for title next season
‘I honestly believe we will go far next year.’