Pick a comedian, any comedian.
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Which of these non-rugby sporting legends do you like the cut of?
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How would you describe yourself as a rugby fan?
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Bandwagoner
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Purist
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Traditionalist
Where do you stand on burying the hatchet after an intense emotional and physically bruising contest?
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Ah yeah. All for it.
Never. I want the same fate to befall anyone who beat us.
Fancy a drink?
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Beer, thanks.
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Mmmmm! A robust red would be great.
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A crisp white wine, ta.
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Nah, you're grand. Thanks though.
What are you putting on your flaming grill these days?
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Lamb
Steak
Antelope
Shrimp, maaaaaate
Which of these is your favourite Italian international?
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Sergio Parisse
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Luke McLean
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Kelly Haimona
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Quintin Geldenhuys
It's late of a Friday night, you're throwing shapes. How do you think you look?
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Finally, do you think this type of footwear even remotely rhymes with 'sandals'?
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Of course. What else would they be called?
Not even close.
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New Zealand
Yeah, nah, bro: You enjoy some tender spring meat, a tipple and flowing rugby, ay?
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Australia
Strewth! You're fond of your chardonnay, shellfish and Wallabies.
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South Africa
You're all about substance over style and don't care who knows it.
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Argentina
Steak, romance, flair... you've got it all. Go give the established powers hell!