1. The inevitable endless shots of strawberries
(Workers prepare strawberries at The All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club – EMPICS Sport/EMPICS Sport)
(Groundstaff member Ivana Kaljevic from Wimbledon enjoys some strawberries – PA Wire)
2. Sean Connery might be there
3. The potential for ridiculously long matches
Via quick meme
4. This year’s promo is class
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5. It’s Jonathan Ross-endorsed
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6. Andy Murray might actually win it this time
7. You’ll get a chance to see possibly the greatest female tennis player of all time in action
(Serena Williams - Christophe Ena/AP/Press Association Images)
8. If we’re lucky, Cliff Richard might sing
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9. John McEnroe will be on commentary duty, and will make at least one obligatory ‘you cannot be serious’ reference
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10. The emotional post-match interviews
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11. Roger ‘the best ever’ Federer will be bidding for another incredible triumph
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12. Even the obscure players can dream of glory
(Rebecca Naden/PA Archive/Press Association Images)
13. Rafa Nadal only being seeded fifth in the draw could prompt some early-tournament pandemonium
(Rafa Nadal – Petr David Josek/AP/Press Association Images)
Additional suggestions by Patrick McCarry, Adrian Russell and Gavan Reilly.