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13 ways to live your life like a 'Footballers' Wives' character

Just think: what would Tanya Turner do in your situation?

1. Always look your best

2. Drink responsibly… Or don’t

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3. Don’t let anyone get away with disrespecting you

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4. Don’t be afraid to express your emotions

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5. Always answer the door bare-chested – it makes you seem infinitely cooler

6. If you like someone, discard subtelty – make it obvious you’re an admirer

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7. Show some empathy on occasion

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8. Always keep your parties interesting

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9. Don’t be afraid to tell people what you really think

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10. Smoking IS glamorous

11. If things ever get boring, don’t hesitate to give Graham Norton a call

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12. Always pay attention to what Arsene Wenger… I mean Stefan Hauser, has to say

13. If it all becomes too much, nothing like a bit of cocktails in the hot-tub to cure your stress

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