Here are the 18 funniest sporting headlines ever

Warning: contains contains crude language (almost exclusively).

YESTERDAY, TO CELEBRATE the end of the end of the NHL Lockout, the rather pun-tastic headline ‘About puckin’ time’ was used.

As a result, we decided to compile a list of our favourite sporting headlines, from the cringeworthy to the ingenious.

Check them out below, and let us know if we missed anything.

Here are the 18 funniest sporting headlines ever
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  • USA wins

  • Young boys Wankdorf erection relief

  • A-Rod goes deep, Wang hurt

  • Tiger Pulls Out

  • NBEH?

  • Colon absorbs another pounding

  • These are the World Champions (Brazil 1950)

  • Fucks off to Benfica

  • Super Caley go ballistic Celtic are atrocious

  • Ruler can't measure Johnson's impact

  • Lady Jacks off to hot start in conference

  • Sausage race turns serious

  • Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 metres

  • Old Lady Unable To Master BATE At Home

  • Psychic octopus Paul unfazed by death threats, says keeper

  • This sport is stupid anyway

  • From Russia with gloves

  • Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says

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