Nice machines, poor choice of furnishings: It's the week in comments

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“He should get down to IKEA and get himself a rug that matches the rest of the room. I thought it was a twister mat!”

80 hours of snooker? Pfft! Sean Ruane’s seen that count as a morning session

“Peter Ebdon would get about 3 frames played in that time.”

Ruairi O’Sullivan is a fitness freak after checking out our guide to the perfect situp.

“Did one………nailed it!”

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Before Richard Dunne called time on his International career, Graham Ross reacted to ‘Brand Rio’ arriving at QPR.

“The Honeymonster will just hand draw a 5 on his back to outfox them all regardless.”

Goodness knows how poor Tom was brought into this conversation about Manchester United club captaincy, but Stefan Ruddell was on hand to issue THE SMACKDOWN.

”The only armbands Cleverly should be wearing is when he’s swimming cause way way out of his depth!”

I Love My County explains how he manages to stay in such great shape

“I jog up to Centra for my chicken fillet roll every day just so I can beat the queue.”

Chelsea fans, like (apparently) ‘Andy Murray’s Ma’ wanted to move a striker on, just not Romelu.

“Would Everton accept a buy one get one free with Torres thrown into the deal?”