IF THERE WAS ever a time when Emile Heskey wasn’t a footballing punchline, then it was so long ago that it has effectively been erased from the memory of every fan.
The reason for that is because of clips like this one from a recent episode of Soccer Am.
https://vine.co/v/OuxbK9YK2ue
Heskey was on the BT Sport show “Follow the Football”, and was asked by host Des Kelly to dispel rumours that he can’t “hit a cow’s arse with a banjo” by hitting a cow’s arse with a banjo.
Heskey should probably have gone full Jeff Jarrett on the host for even being asked to take part in such a degrading exercise.
