9. Wear red on Sunday
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8. Or a green jacket if you’re confident
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7. Shout ‘Getinthehole’ until it loses all meaning
6. Eat a cake like this
5. And Pimento Cheese sandwiches
They’re the signature snack at Augusta… and only $1.50!
4. Have a friend stare at you in an unsettling way like Butch Harmon
‘I will haunt your dreams.’
3. No women allowed
Pic: Pa
Unless you’re a former US Secretary of State or CEO of a Fortune 500 company. Then whatevs.
2. Wear a Rory wig
Like Caroline or the Ryder Cup team.
1. Take a drink every time Monty mentions the Ryder Cup
You may want to take Monday off however. ‘Did I mention I captained the Ryder Cup team?’
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