• Peter Slattery managed to crack the logic behind Jeremy Guscott’s Six Nations Team of the Week:

Did Guscott use a bingo ball machine to choose this team? It’s the only thing that makes sense.

• Some sound advice from Mark O’Hagan to prevent Lance Armstrong from crashing in to any more parked cars:

If only he had cleared the snow off his windscreen, he might have been able to see where he was going?

Lance Armstrong crashed in to two parked cars. We've all been there. Aspen Police Dept / Business Insider Aspen Police Dept / Business Insider / Business Insider

• Chris Rea is grateful to Iain Henderson’s mammy for providing Irish rugby with such a physically imposing and versatile forward:

Still only 22? His mammy fed him well, beast of a chap.

• The VIP experience at Dalymount Park has yet to tempt JohnGunning, it would appear: 

Nice one, but what exactly would a VIP ticket get ya in Dalyer? Priority queuing at the chip van?

• Micheal Mhac An TSagairt believes nothing is impossible for Sean O’Brien:

SOB loads round bails onto the trailer with no machinery.

Sean O'Brien with a plate of bacon and cabbage. And why not? Andres Poveda Andres Poveda

• Swans and romantic walks in Glendalough on Valentine’s Day? Not when there’s a place in the All-Ireland Club final up for grabs, says Free Gallant:

Why does this all have to be on Valentine’s Day?! Off down to glendalough now to feed some swans and a romantic walk. Christ. Well I’ll record the whole of today and try and watch tomorrow. Any chance no more updates on the42?

• Not taking Jamie Heaslip’s injury very well, john connors calls for drastic measures as a response:

We should invade France over this

• Marc MacFhearchair sums up the mood of the nation after the week began with another memorable win for the Irish cricket team:

I can’t believe I’m reading this… Truly remarkable.. So so proud,, well done lads!

Yet again, the Irish cricketers made us proud this week. PHOTOSPORT / Chris Symes/INPHO PHOTOSPORT / Chris Symes/INPHO / Chris Symes/INPHO

We really hope ‘Mystic’ Michael Lyons has some psychic powers:

It might get awkward though since the last time he will be on a rugby pitch he will be watching Paul O’Connell lift the world cup after Ireland beat New Zealand

• Lorcan Bosanquet wasn’t surprised by David Bentley’s impressive debut for Crossmaglen Rangers:

He was excellent at putting the ball over the bar in his premier league days too.

• Dead Ball Browne, we feel your pain:

They could employ my wife for a fraction of the cost. ..she misses nothing….

• And we’re still not quite sure if this is a compliment from Luke D:

Say what you want about Celtic, they may be average to poor professional footballers playing in a farcicaly bad league but they’ve get some balls

Still no Dublin date set but the UFC remain hopeful of a return in 2015

How many of these Irish international footballers from the 00s can you remember?