9 words and phrases sports journalists just love to use

Because nobody in real life says their ace striker is starting on the bench.

Ace

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Image: Stephen Pond/EMPICS Sport

Why we use it: There are only so many characters you can fit in a headline so, sometimes, you have to describe Emile Heskey the same way you’d describe Zlatan Ibrahimović.

Starting on the bench

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GIF: SB Nation

Why we use it: Some of us in TheScore.ie think this is an oxymoron and should never be used but, when it is, it’s a far nicer way of saying a player was dropped.

Sweating on an injury

YouTube: Mark Frauenfelder

Why we use it: We want you to think David Moyes is ploughing through bottles of Lynx — or any other brand of deodorant — every time Wayne Rooney hobbles out of training.

Farmed out on loan

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Why we say it: Despite the fact you’d never farm your DVDs out to your mates, it adds colour to the most mundane of moves in sport, the loan.

Midfield maestro

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GIF: The Football Ramble

Why the media uses it: Sports journalists love alliteration more than they love coffee, free food at press conferences and footballers saying stupid stuff on Twitter.

Altercation

YouTube: nickxjones

Why we use it: To describe it as a fight might make you think contact sport is only played by thugs and we couldn’t have that.

Reeling

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Why we use it: Because it wouldn’t be half as dramatic to say the Chelsea fan above was feeling slightly disappointed by the news Rafa Benitez has been appointed as interim coach.

Embattled

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GIF: Reddit

Why we use it: It’s a bit nicer than saying somebody, particularly a coach or manager, is nervous about getting their P45.

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